After trekking the beaches for days, they come across an island king surrounded by a pack of wolves. The island king commands them all to bring him 10 fruits, or the wolves will devour them. They set off in search of the fruits and hours later, the first man returns bearing 10 apples.
The island king says, "If you can fit all 10 apples in your ass without making a noise, I will let you live." He gets to the second apple and lets out a scream, and is swiftly eaten by wolves.
The second man returns with 10 grapes. "If you can fit all 10 grapes in your ass without making a noise, I will let you live." The man gets to the 8th grape and lets out a giggle, so the wolves swiftly eat him.
The 3rd man returns with 10 watermelons...
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