Poodle meets Great D

Poodle meets greatdane at the vets. Great dane asks poodle what he was doing there. Poodle replies, I just can't understand my master, for years I obeyed all his commands and even won blue ribbons at shows, I accidentally soiled the carpets and he sent me here to get the needle. Great dane replies, I'm here for almost simular reason. One evening I was laying on my masters bed and when she came out of the shower and bent over to dry herself I saw my chance and I wrapped my paws around her waist and just gave it to her. Poodle replies back, holy cow your going to get that needle before me! Great dane replied, your full of shit, she sent me here for a manicure.

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