2 deer hunters

2 deer hunters go out one fall afternoon in to the forest to get in early for the evening hunt. After hours of hunting they finally kill a large buck.

One of the men who was planning on using the bathroom at the campsite near their hunting area decides to take a dump in the woods. As he walks off the other hunter starts to field dress the deer when he thinks of the childish idea to place the intestines of the deer underneath his friend.

using his sweet hunting sneak skills he drops off the organs without his partner noticing and scurries off. When he returns to the deer he snickers about his endeavours at first, then after 45 min of prepping the deer he notices the return of his partner

the second deer hunter returns white as a ghost, walking bow legged.
"holy shit, joe. whats wrong?" the first hunter asks with a wide grin

"you dont understand john... when i was taking a dump... it... it all just fell out." the second hunter responds

realising his joke worked, the first hunter loses it and laughes uncontrollably.

Interrupting his laughing the hunter says "but don't worry. By the grace of god and these two fingers. I managed to get it all back in"