A man goes to his wife "get ready we're going hunting"
She says "I'm not going out hunting in the rain"
he replies "You are going hunting in the rain! or i'm fucking you in the ass or you're sucking my dick. Now make your mind up i'm going to get the dogs ready.
He returns a while later "well?"
"I'm not going hunting in the rain and you're not fucking me in the ass, so i'll suck your dick."
She starts to suck his dick "eewwk!!, your dick tastes like shit?"
"Yea the dogs didn't want to go either.
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