So she went and asked her mum what she should do. Her mum told her "Keep an apple in your vajazzle for a day, that'll make tight as knot!"
So the woman, having no other alternative, did as her mother told her. To the woman's surprise, it worked! Her husband couldn't hardly tell, so he was always complimenting her on her tight pussy. Due to its effectiveness, the woman continued to use an apple throughout her married life.
One day when she removed the apple so she could take a bath, her husband stumbled upon the apple and ate it. The woman, not being particularly bright, figured she had to use the same apple for the whole day in order for it to work. Unsure what to do, she asked her mum for advice once again. To this, the mum replied "He'll be fine dear, your father ate the watermelon I was using and he was perfectly fine!"
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