3 guys on a plane

3 guys on a plane who had never met, found themselves sitting next to each other on row of seats on a flight to Pittsburgh. After they had all sat down and got a chance to look at each other, something was strangely coincidental ... they each had a black eye.

The guy sitting in the isle seat speaks first and says, 'This is too crazy, we have to tell how we got these black eyes, I'll start. I was beginning my flight this morning and I went up to the ticket counter where there was a smokin hot flight attendant. I meant to say, 'Can I get a ticket to Pittsburgh?' But what I really said was, 'can I get a picket to TITSburgh?' WHACK! She punched me right in the eye.

The second guy in the window seat says, 'Yeah, mine was kinda like that. I was at the club the other day and I was dancin with this fly chick. I meant to say, 'Hey will you go out with me some time?' But what I really said was, 'Hey will you go DOWN on me sometime?' BAM! right in the eye.

The third guy says, 'Yeah mine was kinda like that too.' This causes the first 2 guys to raise an eyebrow. You see, the gentleman in the middle seat musta been pushin 80 years old. The old man goes on to say, 'I was with my wife this morning of 60 years. I meant to say, 'Honey can you pass me the milk?' But what I really said was, 'BITCH, you ruined my life.''

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