Man walks into a bar

Says to the bartender "let me get a bottle of anything that's not vodka."

Bartender says "why not vodka?"

Man replies "well I drank a whole bottle of that last night and blew chunks."

Bartender says "drink a whole bottle of anything and you'll throw up."

Man says "no you don't understand, chunks is my dog."

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