His father says, "When your dick can touch your asshole, then I will give you a bike."
So the boy trains for three years until he successful touches his dick to his ass.
He says, "Dad. I finally did it! I touched my ass with my dick! Can I have a bicycle now?"
His dad replies, "No. Now you can go FUCK yourself."
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