After exhaustive testing, interviewing and HR profiling they are still in a dead heat.
Finally she decides to go with what Easter means to each one. Just a random question that may give her insight to offer one of them the job.
The first applicant, scratches his head and says "that's easy, that's when the Christmas Bunny visits all the good little children around the world and brings them gifts".
A bit taken aback by the applicant's answer, she decides to press on.
The 2nd applicant states flatly that is when Father Xmas hides eggs throughout the land to good little children to find.
Now the hiring manager is really confused, what was supposed to be an easy way to find the better applicant has turned sideways.
However, she decides to stay the course and ask the last applicant the same question.
The final applicant starts off "this is the day when Christians world wide celebrate the death and Resurrection of Jesus Christ..."
The manager finally has a clear answer!
The applicant continues ... Jesus was dead and buried, placed in the tomb and on the third day rose from the dead, rolled the stone back and stepped out into the sunshine, and at that point saw his shadow and said "shit, six more weeks of winter!"
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