The President's Speech

The president of a certain country went to the interior of that country where
there was no electricity, poor roads, and no form of telecommunication, to give
his campaign speech. The people spoke a different dialect to the native one.
"We, the ruling party," said the president, "promise to provide electricity
for the entire district."
Upon hearing the president's words, the people cheered, "Fombre!"
The president continued, "Not only will we provide electricity to the
community, but we will also be installing telephones and telephone lines, and
this will commence shortly."
Again, shrieks of "Fombre" was heard, as the president anxiously awaited the
resumption of his speech.
"We have given careful thought to the repair of the roadways so as to
facilitate better means of transportation and have allotted sufficient finances
for the successful execution of this venture."
Shouts of "Fombre!" filled the air, as the president continued to lay it down
with his words.
After the speech, the president, with a content grin on his face, walked
through the grassy terrain with his bodyguards, his interpreter, and a few of
the officials.
One of the officials, seeing a pile of horse's dung in front of the president,
cried out, "Mr. President, don't step on that! That's Fombre!"