Life is full of lessons. Every day we have something new to learn. But if it wasn't for movies and TV, I'm sure I wouldn't be as smart as I am today. So I say, thank you to Hollywood for teaching me:
-that all it takes is for one person to change the world by stumbling upon a substantial, intertwined secret never uncovered before;
-that all robots/aliens want to kill every human for control of the planet/beer supply;
-time can be changed (Note: Timeline A may be discontinued or run parallel with Timeline B, unless Timeline C is more profitable then Timeline 616 may become rebirthed).
-the human body is indestructible (tissue damage, broken bones, wounds, holes, impaled, drowning and electrocutions are all minor injuries );
-all politicians are evil, greedy people (unless it's that one guy who isnt);
-there is buried treasure under my house. I just have to solve the puzzles and find the secret passage;
-sex;
-humanity needs to find the hidden, all powerful (insert name of device/jewel/element) weapon to be powerful enough to take on our galactic enemies;
-true love is just one zany party away;
-we are or are not subjected to a global conspiracy;
-yes, my neighbor does want to kill me;
-having a sidekick is mandatory for adventure (note: the sidekick will not return from the adventure);
-physics is just a guide; and
-ordinary life sucks.
"Bite my shiny metal ass"
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