He eats some food. Later, after a few beers, his stomach doesn't agree with the food. So he runs to the john and rushes himself a seat. Before long he realises there isn't any toilet paper. He seems to be shit out of luck. He looks behind the toilet to see a h the wall. Above the hole is states "if you run out of toilet paper, use your fingers, and then place inside hole. They will be cleaned by two human lips."
Now what other choice dies he have? No one else there with him. No TP. Nothing. So he proceeded to wipe his ass with his fingers, hoping the hole was his best effort to get out of there. He sticks his fingers in.
On the other side is a guy with two bricks, who's job is to clap them on fingers.
Then the man stuck in the bathroom yelledd, stuck his two fingers in his mouth. And then realises the hole was right non the less.
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