Once upon a time there were 2 perfect people born. A perfect boy and a perfect girl. They grow up with perfect perfect parents, perfect toys, perfect grades, and perfect teeth.
They have perfect graduations from their respective perfect schools and then go on to meet at the perfect college. They have a perfect courtship and, inevitably, a perfect marriage ceremony.
On the way to their perfect honeymoon in their perfect car, they come across an accident in the road. Its santa and all his reindeer are dead! "Help" cried santa. "All my reindeer are dead and I still have all these presents to deliver!" "We're the perfect people to helpyou!", the perfect married couple say in unison.
They pack up all of the gifts from santa's sleigh in the perfect car and start their trek to deliver happiness and joy to the children of the world. Shortly after, they crash and there are no survivors.
Who was driving the car? The perfect man, the perfect woman, or santa?
It was actually the perfect woman who was driving. The perfect man and santa don't exist, and women can't drive.
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