3 men were sitting eating their lunch...
The 1st man had Spag Bol for lunch and yelled out in frustration - "Spag Bol! SPAG BOL AGAIN!! I swear if I get Spag Bol for lunch again I will kill myself >("
The 2nd man had a Turkey Sandwich for lunch and he yelled out in frustration - "Turkey Sandwich! TURKEY SANDWICH AGAIN!! I swear if I get Turkey Sandwich for lunch again I will kill myself >("
The 3rd man had Roast Beef for lunch and he also yelled out in frustration - "Roast Beef! ROAST BEEF AGAIN!! I swear if I get Roast Beef for lunch again I will kill myself >("
Cut to the next day, the 1st man has Spag Bol again so true to his word he kills himself... The 2nd man had a turkey sandwich again so true to his word, he kills himself... The 3rd man, Roast Beef so he also kills himself...
A while late the 3 mens wives meet up to discuss things. the 1st mans wife was gobsmacked saying that if he didn't like Spag Bol he should have told me... The 2nd wife was also gobsmacked saying that if he didn't like Turkey Sandwich he should have told me...
The 3rd wife informs the other two that she doesn't know what happened because the 3rd man DunDunDunnnnnnn... ALWAYS MADE HIS OWN LUNCH
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