Turkey Jokes

Turkey Jokes

This is a terrible week for Thanksgiving

This time, Turkey is doing the roasting

ijusth...

Obama calls Putin and asks abut his Thanksgiving.

Putin: Turkey is about to be cooked.

In Soviet Russia

Turkey shoot you

For soviet thanksgiving...

Turkey shoots you.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving

Son:We just Ate
Dad:OK so you can be here at 5...

Well done Turkey on shooting down a Russian warplane.

Now proceed to level two where you have to dest...

"Turkey!" "What??"

"TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY", "WHAT IS IT" the turkey...

Turkey

Is going to get served very soon

I just know we're going to have burnt Turkey this week.

I can't imagine Putin will be very forgiving in...

LotR & NATO these days. . .

NATO sounds like the Council of Elrond

Turkey'...

Turkey; you are approching to our border!

Russia;cyka
-stay out of our border!
-blyat
htt...

With Turkey shooting down that Russian plane..

I guess Putin will be cooking Turkey for thanks...

Soviet Russia

In Soviet Russia, Turkey shoots you!