Mothers feed their babies with
Mothers feed their babies with little tiny spo...
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never ope...
The severity of the itch
The severity of the itch is proportional to in...
Monday is an awful way
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your ...
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanit...
Experience is something you don't
Experience is something you don't get until ju...
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it ...
Who is General failure and
Who is General failure and why is he reading m...
Why is the word "abbreviate"
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? Why did ...
Why are they called buildings,
Why are they called buildings, when they're al...
Since Americans throw rice at
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asi...
It must be true that
It must be true that men are from Mars. Look a...
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 c...
The only cure for insomnia
The only cure for insomnia is to get more slee...
Ever wonder what you call
Ever wonder what you call a pocket calculator ...
Why do they lock gas
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are th...
If nothing sticks to Teflon,
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick...
Why is it called rush
Why is it called rush hour when everything mov...
If you try to fail,
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have yo...
How come wrong numbers are
How come wrong numbers are never busy?Do peopl...
If a tree falls in
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is ar...
Why do we say something
Why do we say something is out of whack? What ...
I intend to live forever
I intend to live forever -- so far, so good!
Dancing is a perpendicular expression
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a hori...
Ambition is a poor excuse
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough...