How come abbreviated is such a long word? Why are there 5 sylables in the word "monosylabic"? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?
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