Why not modern Latin: VENI, VEDI, VISA - I came, I saw, I shopped.If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.Strange! No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
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