I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so
soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already
feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do
this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd
be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help. You
must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping
around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry. I am not going to
beat around the bush any longer so...
Do you have a piece of gum?
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