1) You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
2) Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.
3) You don't care if someone's talking about you behind you back.
4) With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in
15 tries, at least in theory.
5) You don't mooch off others' desserts.
6) If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
7) The remote control is yours and yours alone.
8) People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
9) ESPN's Sports Center.
10) You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
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