Difference Between Men and Women

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item
that she doesn't want.


2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife.


3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.


4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at
all.


5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot
more willing to die.


6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.


7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate
during the night.


8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man
marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.


9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument.


10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage
& after marriage.