Dress Shopping


A man walked into a dress shop and told the clerk he wanted to buy a surprise formal evening gown for his wife."What size?" asked the clerk.The man shrugged blankly.Trying to help, the clerk inquired, "Well then, what are your wife's measurements?"The man thought for a moment. "Small, medium, and large and in that order."

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