Vacation plans

Billy Bob and Vern talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Vern, "Yaw know,
I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm going to do it a
little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go and
all."


� Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and
Pauline got pregnant.


� Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Pauline got
pregnant again.


� Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Pauline didn't get pregnant
again."


Vern asks Billy Bob, "So, what you going to do this year that's
different?"


Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Pauline with me."