One day, a kid went to school with a swollen lip. When the teacher enters the classroom, she notices the boy's badly hurt lip.
"What happened to your lip, young man?" She asks him, smiling.
"I was helping my dad in the garden and a bee landed on my lip." The boy says with difficulty.
"Oh, and it stung your lip, didn't it?"
"No, but daddy killed it with his shovel."
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