Calculators
Kurt and Megan (a blonde) were bored in math cl...
Teacher Jokes
Teacher
Teacher: Whats usually used as the conductor of...
Oscar
Teacher: Oscar, if you had five pieces of candy...
Lisa
Teacher: If you stood with your back to the nor...
4th Grade
Billy: i know a person who is 35 and still in 4...
Funny Ads...
1.) Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutere...
Cheating
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you copying the te...
Colorado River
A British girl recently moved to the United Sta...
Stop the Music!!!
A high school teacher had become very annoyed. ...
Barometer
Teacher: "Simon! What does it mean if the barom...
The Well
The class homework was to write about something...
The Mystery of Childbirth
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and as...
Teacher/Train
What's the difference between a teacher and a t...
Smart vs Teacher?
Miss Blue(Teacher):"2 x 2 = 4, 4 x 4 = 16, and ...
Difference Between Teacher And...
What's the difference between the teacher and t...
Teacher
In a classroom, the teacher tell the pupils tha...
A Distraction
Jerry, a college freshman, was sitting in his E...
Drunky
Anyways, there was an assembly at school and th...
Teacher's First Days of School
After the last teacher quit, a new teacher was ...
Things I'd Like to Hear, Just Once
From a contractor:
"Whoever worked on this ...
Language!
My teacher always used to tell me that double n...
How to Punctuate
An English teacher wrote this phrase on the boa...
Classroom Smarts
TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday...
Freshmen Versus Seniors
Freshman: Is never in bed past noon.
Senior: I...
Co-Author
Teacher: Vincent, not to be presumptuous, but y...