Did You?
Bobby-Hey do you remember what the teacher said...
Teacher Jokes
Spell it
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
J...
No Homework Pass
Little Johnny Clever was in Mrs. Gleason's 3rd ...
How to Torture Your Teacher
1. Only raise your hand when you want to sharpe...
Funny Newspaper Headlines
1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
...
Cannibal
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelle...
A Blonde's IQ
I was watching Beauty and the Geek the other da...
Pigs
A class is on a field trip to the zoo. They are...
Math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't ...
You Know You are From California If...
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hil...
Aunt Carol
A teacher of a fifth grade class gave her stude...
A Wise School Teacher
A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all par...
A Million Dollars
An elementary school teacher asked her students...
Beware Of What You Say
A computer teacher who doesn't speak good engli...
Younger Sibling
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his f...
Teacher's Question
TEACHER : There is a frog, ship is sinking, pot...
Lunch
The teacher of the earth science class was lect...
Fishing
A young boy came to Sunday School late. His tea...
Books
One time, my teacher said to dump our Math book...
Math Lesson
The arithmetic teacher had written 10.9 on the ...
Great Lakes
Phillip's teacher asks him, "Can you name the G...
A Letter Problem
Once,there was a teacher and a girl named Wendy...
The Cat Family
Teacher: Can you name four animals of the cat f...
Someones Trousers
Teacher: If you found five pence in one pocket ...
Dark Ages
Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the middle ag...