Little Jimmy is Late...
One day Little Jimmy has a dentist appointment....
Teacher Jokes
It Wasn't Me!!!
Once the head teacher of a primary school walke...
Dear Friend of Mine
During class, a teacher trying to teach good ma...
Addicted to Harry Potter?
You Know You're Addicted to Harry Potter When.....
Computer Class Fun
For a computer programming class, I sat directl...
Actual Signs
These are actual signs found around the world.....
Hot Air Balloon
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost...
Erasing the Slate
Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school?
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Outside of Tree
Teacher: "Johnny, what is the outside of a tree...
Attack of the Abstract Noun
"An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is somet...
Tables?
Teacher: Recite your tables to me, Joan.
Joa...
Pie
A blond is in math class. The teacher says, "W...
Repaying a Debt
The Hodja (teacher) was selling olives at the m...
Eyes
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She cou...
What Should They Get
Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the...
Opposite Day
Johnny and his mother were having a parent-teac...
Definitely
The kindergarten teacher is trying to explain t...
School Teacher
The tourist had lost his way on a back road and...
Johnny Appleseed
Little Johnny asks his teacher: "How are the ba...
Blueberry Hill
One day a boy walked in the classroom. The teac...
History Class
Today in history class the topic was the Incas....
Farm Kid Letter
FROM A FARM KID AT SAN DIEGO MARINE CORPS RECRU...
States of Matter
Ronnie never listens in science class because h...
"What Gifts?"
One day Tommy was sitting in class, the teacher...
Max
There was a stupid boy named Max. His dad wante...