Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Biology Class

In biology class the teacher asks, "Can anyone ...

THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD

A Sunday School teacher decided to have her you...

HIGHER POWER

A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "...

DID NOAH FISH?

A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you ...

LOT'S WIFE

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lo...

Bright

Why did the teacher have to put on her glasses ...

Looking Heavenward

The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggl...

Attention

Teacher: Can you pay a little attention to thi...

If You Had 50 Cents

A teacher asks a first grader a simple math que...

Bush Visits a Classroom

President Bush was visiting a classroom where a...

Republican Class

A teacher in California asked her class, "How m...

Random Answers

Teacher: Larry, name two pronouns.

Larry: Wh...

Alphabet Problem

Teacher: Alvin, how many letters are in the alp...

Reindeer

Teacher: Name an animal that lives in the tundr...

Premature Pupil

"Teacher, I can't do this problem!"
"Any ...

Counting Cards

Teacher: Jimmy! Count from one all the way to t...

I Cant Find My Boots!

Child: "Teacher! I can't find my boots!"

Tea...

Pregnant?

Once, a teacher was showing a child a picture o...

Misunderstood Warning

After class ends a 1st grader goes up to his te...

Father's Jobs

A teacher decides to have Career Day in her cla...

Detention

Teacher: Joey, your behavior is terrible! How m...

LITTLE JOHNY

TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of...

1+1? That's Hard!

It was the first day of school for little Jimmy...

Forgien Excnanged Students

The forgien exchanged students Jose, Doron, and...

The Internet

This is how you know if you are addicted to the...