Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

We have new babies

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his f...

Raw Elements

In school one day, the teacher decided that in ...

Excuse Form For All Occasions

This form is designed for excuse you'll need fo...

6th Grade Stupidity

The following were answers provided by 6th grad...

Bill Clinton

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a no...

Pockets

There was a little boy who had just learned to ...

A Spelling Lesson

Little Johnny kept spelling the word "went" wro...

The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer

A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the ...

Eight-year-old Sally...

Eight year old Sally brought her report card ho...

Test

Gary: I don't think I deserve a zero on this te...

Biting Bugs...

Hygiene Teacher: How can you prevent diseases c...

How Can One Person Make So Many Mistakes...

Teacher: Alfred, how can one person make so man...

Head

A blonde girl was at school staring at a puzzle...

Elephant

Teacher: "Why does an elephant have a trunk?"
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Adds Shoud Bee Proof-Read...

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made...

Lesson in Logic

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a ...

Conduct Proper

Little Johnnie was late for class, and when he ...

A Group of 3rd, 4th and 5th Graders...

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanie...

The Cow

James came to school late.

TEACHER: James, w...

How Clouds are Formed

One day, a teacher at an elementary school asks...

The Speeding Teacher

Rushing to work, I was driving too fast and as ...

Composition

Teacher to student: "I just read the compositio...

Be Quiet in Mass

A teacher asked her children just before they w...

6 Animals.

A teacher asked his student:
Give me an exampl...

Little Girl

A little girl learned in school, that instead o...