Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

"Smart" Teacher

A teacher is writing a problem on the blackboar...

What Would They Say...

3 guys die in a car wreck and are sent to heave...

What's the Difference...

What's the difference between a teacher and a t...

Dolly Parton

Why can't Dolly Parton be a teacher?

Because...

Jesse Jackson

Jesse Jackson is visiting a primary school and ...

Where's the P?

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very...

Stolen Homework

One time, when I was a kid, I forgot to do my h...

After School Snack

Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his...

Ten Times

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, aske...

No Punishment

Boy: Will you punish me for something I
didn't...

Missing!

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment ...

Terrorist Alert

At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later...

Well Behaved Students

The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room ...

More Mistakes in Publication

More mistakes in publication,

-Sheer stockin...

Proudly Canadian

An American supply teacher came to a Canadian c...

Never pick up things from the floor...

There was a boy and a teacher walking down the ...

I like the way you Think

Little Johnny's school was having show and tell...

Buckwheat & Darla

All the little rascals sat down for class, and ...

Teaching Some Bad Kids

A young female teacher was giving an assignment...

Discrimination

It was recess and the pre-schoolers came in. Th...

IQ TEST

(I know some people may not consider this a jok...

Eating Alone

The teacher of the Earth Science class was lect...

Discipline

A school teacher injured his back and had to we...

How to Treat Our Brothers and Sisters

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten ...

Boots

Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love t...