Bart's Lines
On the television show "The Simpsons" Bart can...
Teacher Jokes
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows ...
Fathers Day at Kindergarden
It was Fathers day at kindergarten and it was ...
No, the whole body.
Teacher : Where were you born ?
child : Ameri...
Eating alone
The teacher of an earth science class was lect...
Questions to enter Heavan
One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a ...
Little Johnny's Warning
Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in sch...
The alphabet
Jimmy was in kindergarten and had to go to the...
Questions to get into Heaven
One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a...
Answer
In a Local school one day, the Mathematics tea...
Tables
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math mu...
There is black boy, Malcolm;
There is black boy, Malcolm; a white boy, Jame...
A Jewish boy
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells ...
French Computers
A language instructor was explaining to her cl...
Teachers First Day
It was the first day of school, and the elemen...
Thou Shall Not Lie
Once there was a Sunday School teacher who tau...
Here's Little Johnny!...
The kindergarten class had a homework assignme...
Creative Medical Diagnosis
Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused b...
Class dismissed
"Class dismissed!" the teacher yelled.
Litt...
Idiot in the room
"If there are any idiots in the room, will the...
Uncle Ted
One day at the end of class little Johnny's te...
Spell it for a Cookie..!
The bell rings and Billy and Sally, along with...
Little Johnny in School
A young female teacher was giving an assignmen...
Poorly Worded Ads
2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Pe...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:
1. Before yo...