Spell it for a Cookie..!


The bell rings and Billy and Sally, along with all the other
kids run through the classroom door. They all sit down in their
seats.


The teacher goes up to Sally and asks, "Sally what did you do
today at recess?" And Sally says happily." I played in the sand
box." The teacher then says,"If you can go up to the board and
spell SAND, then I will give you a fresh baked cookie. The Sally
goes up to the board and spells SAND and recieves a fresh baked
cookie.


The the teacher goes up to Billy and asks, "Billy, what did you
do at recess?" Billy replies,"I played in the sand box with
Sally." The teacher replies, "OK, well if you can go up to the
board and spell BOX,then I will give you a fresh baked cookie.
Billy goes up to th board and spells BOX, then recieves a fresh
baked cookie.


The teacher moves on to Apu (a small muslim boy) and asks, "What
did you do today at recess?" Apu brushes the tears aside and
replies in a sad voice, "Billy and Sally threw rocks at me!" The
teacher looks at him and says, "Oh, well that sounds like racial
discrimination to me.............


if you can go up to the board and spell racial dicrimination,
I'll give you a fresh baked cookie..."

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.