... turns to the female receptionist and says: 'You, open the fridge!'. Terrified, she opens the fridge. 'Pick up one of the jars!'. Spooked, she picks up one of the jars. 'Now open it and swallow it!'. 'Please, no!'. 'Do it!' he says, and she swallows it. The robber removes his mask and it's the receptionist's husband: 'See honey, that wasn't so hard!'.
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