A young guy goes to a carnival. He is around 17, so he's a bit "frisky". So he goes looking around for a sword swallower. He finds the clowns.
"Nope not for me." He says. He then finds the magicians and says the same thing. When he finally finds the sword swallowers, he looks for a nice female one.
He says, "I got a sword for you to swallow," and winks. She then says,
"Me too"
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