Sports Jokes

Sports Jokes

Favorite Instrument


What is a football player's favorite instrumen...

the hunting trip


there were three men a chinamen a whiteman and...

Strange but True


- In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mi...

Pools win won't change me


Reporter: 'Tell me, Mr. Harris; will your �1,0...

Golf Clubs Remedy


A Texas millionaire had fallen ill. The doctor...

Murphy's nartial laws


Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific p...

Football coach


why did the football coach go to the bank


be...

He's so fast


Is your new striker fast?'
`Is he fast? He's ...

Small World


Two men were having an awfully slow round of g...

Advise From Kids


1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Pat...

Manchester United fan


Q. What do you call a Manchester United fan wi...

The Millennium Kid


Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis h...

One More Son..


A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having dri...

Charlie's Hole In One


Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturd...

Hockey puck


Q. What did one Hockey player say to the other...

The Dickens


A couple of women were playing golf one sunny ...

Buckeyes vs Wolverines!


In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Colu...

Golfer's Pants


Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?


In...

Dallas cowboys dirt


Q: Why do the Dallas Cowboys now play on dirt?...

Wheeeeeeeeee!


an irishman englishman and scottishman went to...

You've ever absent-mindedly nibbled on


You've ever absent-mindedly nibbled on your li...

Things I've learned from my children


If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, th...

From skipping


Mike Tyson was terribly overweight, so his doc...

Open A Gold Course


A German, Englishman and American are travelin...

Correct Male Responses


What makes these questions so bad is that ever...