Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours
late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?"
The guy says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the
first tee, and Charlie hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart
attack."
The guy's wife says, "That's terrible!"
The guy says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball,
drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie. . ."
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