Sports Jokes

Sports Jokes

A conversation between a professional baseball player & an interviewer

For the record, this is a real story that happe...

Why are Jews so bad at baseball?

They always get out on the third reich

When you're feeling bored and unsatisfied with life, just remember...

That there are some people who think Golf is in...

Husband has 6 months to live

Asks his wife, "Will you marry again?"

She say...

Honey, I have a confession to make...

a guy told his bride.

"I'm a golf nut. You'll ...

The Amazing Talking Dog

A man gets a knock on his door, and when he ope...

A guy goes for a round of golf with his boss...

A guy goes for a round of golf with his boss bu...

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket, she sees four legs inst...

Three retired professors are on the golf course.

Three retired professors are on the golf course...

Man crushed by giant baseball.

Witnesses say object came right out of left field.

Pete Rose is really bummed that Major League Baseball didn't reinstate him...

he was gettin' some great odds bettin' they would

How can you tell a golf course is owned by Donald Trump?

The rough is combed over the fairway

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course...

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round o...

Americas Pastime

The year was 1976 and George and his friends wa...

A rich old man goes golfing with his friends

And he brings along a gorgeous young lady.

"We...

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one

(stolen from som...

Genius Genie

Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the...