Three retired professors are on the golf course on a windy day in the desert.
At the 9th tee, the Math prof exclaims, "It sure is windy."
The English prof looks at him and say, "Not it's not, it's Thursday."
Then the Biology guys looks over and yells, "So am I, let's go get a beer."
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