A gentleman walks into the studio with a mutt of a dog a couple days later and asks if he can audition.
"Sure, whaddya got?", said the radio host.
"My dog can talk.", the man replied.
Skeptical, the host sits down and beckons the man to start.
"OK boy! What is on top of a house?!"
The dog barks, "ROOF!"
The host rolls his eyes and sits back.
"And what does sandpaper feel like?!"
The dog barks, "RUFF!"
The host stands up and shouts at the man, telling him he needs to take things seriously or get out.
"OK, OK, just give us one more and I promise it'll be worth your time." the owner pleaded.
The radio host falls back into his chair, his face in his hands as he mumbles, "Fine."
"ALLRIGHT BOY! Who is the greatest baseball player in history?"
"RUTH! RUTH!"
The radio host jumps up. Red in the face, he screams at the dog owner until he leaves.
The owner walks outside and shoots a disappointed glare at his dog. The dog hangs his head, looks back up, and says,
"Do you think I should've said Mickey Mantle?"
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