Sports Jokes

Sports Jokes

Light bulb!


How many wimbledon fans does it take to unscre...

TONS of Groaners. . .


Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A toma...

Olympic team


Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Beca...

Who to Live With...


A boys parents are getting a divorce, and figh...

Men's rules


They are all numbered 1. on purpose


1. Learn...

Let me out!!!


You're in a room with no doors and no windows,...

Football in outer space


Q: Why aren't football stadiums built in outer...

Joe and Mother Nature


One day Joe decided to go enjoy the outdoors w...

Preparing for skiing


Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer...

Americans were saying in 1959...


Here are a few things that Americans were sayi...

Squirrels


Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When ...

Shipwrecked Scotsman


A Scotsman was shipwrecked and finally washed ...

Baseball Game


what has 18 legs and cathces flies?
A basebal...

Millionaires Watching the Super Bowl


What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitti...

Old couple in heaven


An 85-year-old couple, after being married for...

Peugot V's Gol B


What's the difference between a peugot and a g...

Ten years on a deserted island


A man is stranded on a desert island, all alon...

4 Legs?


Q: What has four legs and no ears?
A: Mike Ty...

Golfer Meets An Elf


A golfer was out playing golf one day when he ...

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What's Your IQ?


A popular bar had a new robotic bartender inst...

Corvette Bicycle


A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-s...

Clinton golf ball


Ever heard of the Bill Clinton golf ball?


I...

That close


Football Practice


cornerback:man i was...

Discouraged?


As I was driving home from work one day, I sto...