A golfer was out playing golf one day when he sliced one over into the woods.
He was looking around for his golf ball in a bunch of buttercups when an elf popped up and said, "Please, mister, don't hurt my buttercups.
I'll give you all the butter in the world if you don't hurt my buttercups."
Well, the golfer scratched his head and thought for a moment and replied, "Gee, I wish you'd had told me that when I was looking for my ball in the pussywillows."
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