A boys parents are getting a divorce, and fighting about who the boy will live
with. They go to court and the judge asks, "little boy do you want to live with
your mom?" Boy: "No, she beats me." Judge: "do you want to live with you dad?"
Boy: "NO he beats me too." Judge: " Then who do you want to live with?" Boy: " I
want to live with the Redskins, they can't beat anybody."
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