Sports Jokes

Sports Jokes

Tim in Europe


Q: What do you call a Tim in Europe after Xmas...

Fowl language


Q: Why did the umpire penalize the chicken?
A...

Better Than Men


Women understand that babies do not come from ...

Vikings


How many Vikings does it take to screw in a li...

Tic fan


Q: Why did the Tic fan cross the road?
A: Cos...

A Guide to U.S. Newspapers


1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the peop...

Football Math!


A football coach walked into the locker room b...

Golfing dog


A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and...

The Cowboys under Switzer


Barry Switzer, clearly upset about the Dallas ...

Golf Clubs


There is this man and he has been stranded on ...

How Golf is like Urinating in a Public Restroom


10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet ...

Golfer Pays His Respects


A golfer and his buddies where playing a big r...

Playing Golf...


Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par t...

Golfer's pregnant wife


The room was full of pregnant women and their ...

Tough Questions for Men


Here are answers to 5 of the toughest question...

Perfect Dave


Morris walks out into the street and manages t...

Following directions for the mentally handicapped


An institution for the mentally ill arranged f...

The laws of golf


LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, t...

TOP 12 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH


1. Glorious history of killing North American ...

Redneck quickies 24


You might be a redneck if...You've ever hitchh...

A caller named Eileen from


A caller named Eileen from Dearborn Heights wa...

Caddy replies


#10
Golfer: ''I'd move heaven and earth to br...

Question answer


What did the bumble bee striker say?Hive score...

The Top 12 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School (Part I)


12. Lesson 1: A guy who looks and sounds like ...

New Golfer


A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his...