Golf explained - part 1

1. Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the
occasional miracle.


2. "I wish I could play my normal game...just once."


3. "Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls."


4. If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during
a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: your life is in trouble.


5. Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely
make a perfect shot.


6. The term "mulligan" is really a contraction of the phrase "maul it again."


7. A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers...neither
of whom can putt very well.


8. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play;it is
always possible to get worse.


9. Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank
it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for
no reason at all you really stink.


10.I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.