Woops

Conversation over dinner:


WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?


MAN: Definately not!


WOMAN: Why not, don't you like being married?


MAN: Of course I do.


WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?


MAN: Ok, I'd get married again.


WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)


MAN: (Makes audible groan)


WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?


MAN: Where else would we sleep?


WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?


MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.


WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?


MAN: She can't use them, she's left handed.


WOMAN: ---silence---


MAN: Ooops!!


Submitted by Calamjo
Editted by Curtis