The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. Ever have an accident? Nope, nary a one. None? You've never had any accidents. Nope. Ain't never had one. Never. Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident? Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose.
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