Sex Jokes

Sex Jokes

Gorilla love


A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species...

The frog & the man


A man was crossing a road one day when a frog ...

Cherry


Q: Whats the difference between a woman on the...

"How do you breath through something so small


Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?...

Maried Three Times & Still a Virgin


A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love...

In the shower


A salesman rang the door bell and little Johnn...

Dirty Pictures


A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I ...

Sticks and Tables


What do you get when a stick and a table have ...

She wanted to mount the horse her way.


Q. Why did the woman get thrown out of the rid...

Camel Trouble


A man in Egypt needs to cross the Sahara Deser...

Build-A-Bear Condoms


Build-A-Bear Condoms, Where Best Friends are M...

Blond math


Q. How do you teach a blond math?
A. Subtract...

No More Tricks


A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at "i...

Blonds and bunjie cords


what does a blond and a bunjie cord ahve in co...

The Queen and Lady Di in Better Days [Rated PG-13]


Once upon a time, a few years before all those...

Making rubber gloves


A dentist I know recounts sharing this story w...

50's Date


It is the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pic...

How are women and linoleum floors alike?


Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
A...

The Son who could do it


There were three fathers at a collage ceremony...

Ways to tell someone their fly is open.


20. The cucumber has left the salad.


19. I c...

How did the tugboat get AIDS?


Q. How did the tugboat get AIDS?
A. It was re...

A girls first time


as you lie back your muscles tighten. you put ...

Sperm Bank


A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring a...

Choosing the right condom


At a mad night out a man and woman decided tha...

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