Sex Jokes

Sex Jokes

Condom brand


Subway Condoms: "Eat Fresh"

Women and Hurricanes


Why are hurricanes and women similar?


When ...

A Mouth Full*


As twins were getting married, on the same day...

messy divorce


A man had recently gone through a messy divorc...

Male Organ Enlargement


They had been having a few beers at the bar to...

Annual Check-up


During her annual checkup, the well-constructe...

Condom Size Tester


A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.


...

Honeymoon goof


A couple return from their honeymoon and it's ...

She's the one with the dirty knees!


Q. How can you tell a head nurse?
A. She's th...

what did janes one leg say to the other?...


what did janes one leg say to the other?
i du...

Don't get any splinters


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Smart Baby


A baby was born to a couple. When he was one, ...

Old Man


Old Man are stupid.

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!


Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and...

Gagged


Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ...

Baby Blue


Fred: Knock, Knock...
Amy: Whos there???
Fr...

Real Cowboy Music


A cowboy ballad about his second facination.Va...

Baby Birds


You know that Storks bring babys of course. Wh...

Italian Sausage


They were two guys who just loved Italian saus...

Doctor's Appointment


One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the h...

He's smoking a cigarette.


Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathemat...

Mudding


Q:Why do fagets were a ribbed condome
A:Bette...

Oh, who?


What is the biggest problem for an atheist?


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Mike Tyson crying


Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?


Mace wil...

Bald Men


there were three one centimeter men so thin th...