Dirty Pictures


A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem. I can't stop thinking about sex."


The Psychologist replies, "Well let's see what we can find out," as he pulled out his ink blots.


Showing the man the first ink blot he asks, "What is this a picture of?"


The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."


The Psychologist replies with, "very interesting." He shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"


The man looks at it, turning it in different directions then says, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."


The Psychologists resumes with the third ink blot and asks, "What is this a picture of?"


Again the patient turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."


The Psychologist states, "Yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex."


"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Christine and Curtis

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