School Jokes

School Jokes

Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.

Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tomm...

Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Janet: What's the difference between a cake and...

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school...

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?

Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Beca...

Well, children, said the cannibal cooking teacher.

Well, children, said the cannibal cooking teach...

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

What's the difference between a teacher and a c...

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

What should a teacher take if he's run down? Th...

Police Officer: Why were you speeding?

Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Dr...

Where's the car?

Where's the car? asked Professor Delbert's wife...

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

Why was the school principal not pleased when h...

Teacher: Who built the first American car?

Teacher: Who built the first American car? Stud...

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

What is the difference between a locomotive eng...

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher.

A group of young children were siting in a circ...

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, I'm Mr.

A certain little girl, when asked her name, wou...

Tyler was excited about his first day at school.

Tyler was excited about his first day at school...

Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish.

Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond o...

What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?

What were you before you came to school, boys a...

Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran.

Young Jimmy was having a snack after school wit...